Yesterday, Karrine went on a wild?Twitter rant?about how ?sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs,? with a non-stop series of one-liner shots that just kept hitting lower and lower beneath the belt. While Karrine never specifically mentioned her husband, whom she married last year and ?announced? she was pregnant by when she uploaded a picture of a positive pregnancy test to her Tumblr, at some points the tweets were so personal and applicable, you can?t help but think she was sending the most emasculating and disrespectful message ever sent to a man on a social network. Here?s just a small?sample?of the things she said:

I?m tired of being your upgrade.

We are not equally yoked.

You really deserve someone more basic.

I?m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me.

I?m tired of pretending I don?t miss G650?s.

I?m tired of pretending you?re not a burden.

I?m tired of pretending I don?t deserve a f***ing BOSS!

I?m tired of you driving my car.

Stop telling me you love me as if you?re doing me some sort of favor.

I don?t need you to love me. I love me.

I?m tired of pretending like you shouldn?t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should.

I?m tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams.

I?m tired of pretending your d*** isn?t the smallest d*** I?ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is.

I?m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn?t just beat it up on Friday.

I?m tired of paying for everything.

Summer is on the way, n****. You already know what?s up.

*drops mic, walks off stage*

Unfortunately, Karrine picked her mic back up with an encore rant that included ?I?m tired of having to pretend you?re not the 3rd worst decision I?ve ever made,? and ?You should really be with that one chick who bagged our groceries this weekend. That?s more your speed.?

Um this all sounds pretty specific to Karrine?s average Joe husband, the past ballers she used to date, and her ongoing admiration of Lil Wayne.

So is this what we should expect from this chic, has she done nothing wrong but tell it like it is or should she just delete her twitter now???

 

Since Karrine?s TMI session has caught more eyeballs than expected, and nearly doubled her followers, she?s made it a point to say she never mentioned her husband, although she adds, ?I can?t deny or confirm that fact, not on twitter.? She also says ?My job is to entertain,? but she didn?t have to tell us that. We?re well aware of her former life as an ?entertainer? and how she turned the story of entertaining men into a book deal that has her sitting pretty nicely, who?s to say this whole slew of foolishness isn?t a precursor to the book she says is coming this summer and refuses to confirm whether it?s fact or fiction.

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